Showing posts with label Australian cartoonist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australian cartoonist. Show all posts

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Grubby Little Smudges of Filth - Daniel Reed Interview


In a golden age of comics publishing and accessibility it can feel like a lot of projects come out to little fanfare, buried by next month's heavy publishing slate. One of the accomplished efforts to come out in 2013 from an Australian cartoonist was Daniel Reed's Grubby Little Smudges of Filth, an eighty page fairy tale of a comic from Slave Labor Graphics.

from Slave Labor Graphics PR;


"In a land ruled over by a self indulgent king a prisoner uses whatever filth is at hand to create a work of great beauty on his cell door. When it is discovered, those who seek to profit from his talents drag the artist through the thorny forests and sterile deserts of the kingdom. Only when he stands before the King himself will we learn of his true nature..."

The first issue of Grubby Little Smudges of Filth is available free on Comixology, with the stories remainder available in five 99 cent chunks. GLSOF can also be bought in hardcover from the usual booksellers: bookdepository.com  slgcomic.com amazon.com angusrobertson.com.au

I asked Daniel a few questions about his background, making comics in Australia, and the production of Grubby Little Smudges of Filth.

 
Where and when did your interest in comics and making comics develop?

My first exposure to comics that I can remember was when I would get the old Fleetway annuals for Christmas. Whizzer and Chips was one year, there was a Monster Fun Annual one other year. Would have been around ’82, ’83.  Footrot Flats was another one that I remember being pretty keen on at an early age. Later in my mid teens I briefly became interested in Spider-man during the Todd McFarlane period, but I think 2000AD in the end was a bigger influence.

In terms of what got me interested in making comics, there was a period during the eighties when a bunch of locally produced comics made it into the news agencies. I remember that I had a handful of them, Southern Squadron was one of the titles, Niteside and the Rock was another that captured my imagination. I think the fact that they were Australian made the idea of making comics seem more achievable. In fact now that I think about it, I remember picking up a local comic from Minotaur called Mr Gunhead. It was about a guy with a gun for a head, as the title suggests. While I don’t remember much of the story it had some really nice renderings of Melbourne buildings and seemed really different to everything else that was around. The book was just photocopied pages stapled together, but the artist’s effort was obvious which made it somehow more valuable. Wish I still had it.

Around that time I put a comic together for a School Communications Project, might have been Year 10 or 11. I hope I still have it somewhere, should try and track it down.

Then of course, as an adult in my late twenties when I saw things like The Silent Army collections and Ben Hutchings’ You Stink and I Don’t I knew I wanted to create something that could be read by an audience. Inspired in part by all these individual voices heading in different directions.


I don't know a lot about your background in making comics beyond the Crumpleton Experiments, which seemed by local standards to have had a lengthy run of independently produced issues. Can you tell me a bit about that series and other work you've done?

The Crumpleton Experiments went for nine issues between ’02 and ’10, or thereabouts. It was a self-published comic, set in fictional time and place. I was aiming for something a little bit Jules Verne or early Doctor Who with a surreal bent. The plot device of having the Professor being able to travel into people’s dreams (pre Inception by the way), enabled me to indulge in a variety of freaky landscapes and characters. It’s always fun to draw that kind of thing. It never sold a heap but I feel that there was a group of readers who genuinely loved it. On a personal level it was a big learning curve in making comics, which was great. I think you can clearly track the improvement from issue one to issue nine. I’ll have to get it together in one volume one day.

Other than Crumpleton, there were a bunch of short stories for various publications like Tango and Going Down Swinging. Crumpleton though, really was my main focus for quite a while.

 
How did the story of Grubby Little Smudges of Filth develop?

It seemed to develop organically after the initial idea of the guy with the door. I didn’t approach the story with any ‘intentions’, other than its look and feel. As a story though, it does look at revenge and grief. There is this revenge thing that pops up a lot in stories. Something tragic happens in someone’s life and a quest ensues that ends with revenge taken on the perpetrator. Movies like Mad Max and Gladiator come to mind. As a viewer, you sit there filled with glee as the bad guy gets slaughtered in some spectacular fashion. The audience is easily manipulated because of the human tendency to sympathise with the hero’s loss. At the time of writing Grubby, I had been thinking about this. At the end of the first Mad Max movie, he torches the car that the bad guy is trapped in. I may well have done the same thing in similar circumstances by the way, but I had been thinking about whether that is the right course of action. What alternatives are there? What if you become passive rather than reactive? Channel your grief into something else other than revenge...

This of course is not the sole reason for the book,  it was less contrived, but I guess if it is ‘about’ anything its more ‘about’ that than anything else. I like those movies, by the way. They would’ve been pretty strange if Mel and Russel became all contemplative and arty.

Another intention was to tackle a story that was self-contained. After Crumpleton I was ready to do something a little less convoluted, without any loose ends.
 


When did you start Grubby Little Smudges of Filth? Can you talk a bit about the gestation period of the book, the art in particular I thought was quite different to your work on the Crumpleton Experiments.

Grubby Little Smudges of Filth was germinating (festering?) away in the back of my head for quite a while. The initial driver really was the idea of some guy in prison creating an artwork on his cell door that was so beautiful it went on to be sold. It struck me as a really elaborate and hard to pull off escape plan, because the door has to be removed in order for it to be sold. In the final printed story, the artist’s intentions are much more mysterious than just seeking freedom, but I kind of liked that original idea. It could have worked as just a short story: Guy in prison decorates his cell door with golden balls of snot, prison guards sell the door as a work of art, prisoner escapes. Something funny about it, or at the risk of sounding wanky, maybe a little poignant.

After settling on that idea I needed to find out where the door would end up. With the creation of the Kings character, the rest of the story came about quite effortlessly.

You mention a difference in the illustration style between Crumpleton and Grubby. It is probably most relevant in the character design.  The simplistic look of the farming family is a nod in the direction of Cerebus and Bone, both works that I have a great respect for. There does seem to be this strange little tradition in comics and cartoons where the main character is stylized in a way that is at odds with the rest of the cast. I guess it makes it easier to emphasise their emotions and reactions. In general though, the characters in Grubby are much more exaggerated physically than those of Crumpleton. The Grubby characters are more fun to draw and perhaps a bit less challenging, but it was a nice change as an illustrator.  It’s worth adding that I was going for a Jim Henson/Dark Crystal, Terry Gilliam/Time Bandits kind of feel that seemed to suit those sort of people.


Are there benefits or difficulties you've experienced making comics in Australia?

Given the manner in which technology has shrunk the world, I don’t think that there is much of a difference. I guess Australia is a much smaller market than the U.S. for example, but I’m not sure that it is easy making money from comics anywhere in the world. Australia has a nice comic creators community (Melbourne certainly does) that is a valuable resource in terms of bouncing ideas around, getting advice from, showing work to etc.. Seems to be a few publishers around now that are more open to comics, which is great.


Are you a reader of digital comics? What has the response been to Grubby Little Smudges of Filth in digital form?

I have never really read many digital comics before. I have only just recently taken the step of reading my first literary novel on a Kindle. Don’t know why it seems to be such a big step. I’m sure my kids won’t have a problem with it, having grown up with the technology.

One of the guys at Squishface had a copy of Grubby on an iPad. It was the first time I had ever even used an iPad before, but I was struck by how well the comic came up in that format. I thought it looked great. I know that SLG has the opinion that the floppy single issue comic format is being killed off by the digital version, and I can see where they are coming from. I haven’t bought a floppy in ages. I do seem to buy perfect bound Graphic Novels though, rather than digital versions or single issue printed versions.

The fact that digital comics give the reader another option can only be a good thing, I just hope that the technology returns us to a point whereby the artist/writers can get fair compensation for their efforts.

In regards to how well Grubby was received digitally, it received some great reviews on various websites and podcasts, which I was really chuffed about. I think that the idea behind the initial digital release was also in part to publicise the printed version.

How did you get involved with publisher Slave Labor Graphics?

I sent Grubby to SLG as a submission. It was the initial 12 pages of finished artwork, along with a synopsis and pitch. I had sent it off to a number of places around about the same time, and while there was a bit of interest, SLG were the only takers. There was a lot of two-ing and fro-ing before they officially decided they’d take it on. Questions regarding the internal logic of the story had me writing lengthy responses in justification of certain aspects of the plot. After that they were very “hands-off”, which is good. A guy I know volunteered to do the editing, which I am very grateful for, but other than that it is a very much independent project.


What are you currently working on?

At the moment I am working on a project with Isobelle Carmody.  She has written this amazing story about a post apocalyptic society that has reverted to a kind of medieval existence. There are kings and princesses alongside remnants of a modern civilisation. Having never worked with a writer before, it has been a great experience so far. I feel very lucky to be working with someone in the midst of a successful writing career.

In the past I had worried that it would feel too much like “work” if I were to draw for someone else’s writing but it hasn’t felt that way at all. Its been much more collaborative, the visualization of the world and the characters has been very open ended. I feel as enthusiastic about it as I ever have about my past projects. The book has bounced back and forth between us in a series of drafts and I think it will result in something pretty special.


Sunday, January 5, 2014

Comics in Australian Advertising 1930's - 1940's Part Two


Part two of an irregular series showcasing comics in Australian advertising from the Australian Woman's Weekly circa 1930's and 1940's. Although uncredited it's quite possible the artists of these worked on comic books, illustration and commercial art as many artists of this era did.

Comic in Australian Advertising Part One.

  







 










Source: http://trove.nla.gov.au/

Friday, January 3, 2014

David C. Mahler Interview

 

One of my highlights of last year was publishing Deep Park by David C Mahler. The process of putting together Deep Park with David was a great learning experience and I was really happy with the finished work. David is a crazy hard working cartoonist and though I've mentioned he'll get snapped up by some other industry that will pay him handsomely for his talent, I admire his steadfast dedication to making comics.
 
David Mahler's 2013 published output of comics and contributions to magazines and anthologies.

Buy David C Mahler's comics from his online store.

For new comics follow David's tumblr.

The following is excerpted from a series of cartoonist interview zines, with the first one focused on David's work launching at the annual Sticky Institute zine fair, Melbourne Town Hall, Feb 9th.


What got you interested in making comics?
Growing up in Canada I'd get a new Archie comic every time I went shopping with mum. These were the first comics I ever read, and they left a huge impact on. When I moved to Belgium at age seven I delved into the immense Franco-Belgian catalogue, another huge impression. I'd draw comics with a friend of mine, just weird crap like various ways the teletubbies could die, and a superhero made out of bubblegum, and a dramedy about a community of ants (no joke, soz DeForge). When I finally came to Australia at age ten I went from Marvel/DC to manga to alternative and underground comics, all of which presented their own influences. The combination of words with images is surely what drew me to the medium - the meeting and symbiosis of two crafts is just such a powerful form of expression and storytelling, I really think it's the pinnacle.



I occasionally wonder as to why I draw comics…I've come to the conclusion that I simply want to tell stories, stories that affect people in the way the comics of my childhood and youth affected and shaped me. Maybe a comic of mine makes you happy, maybe it makes you sad or contemplative or confused or excited. If I make you feel something then I have achieved my purpose and that is just the most blissful concept for me as a creator.


I think it's incredible how fictional characters can truly affect our lives and how we grow up, who we become. As a boy I learned from Archie, I learned from Tintin. It sounds silly, but if we think back to our childhoods and the books, movies etc that left an impression on us I think everyone would realise that their personalities are the direct results of factors such as fictional characters. So maybe I also draw comics to shape people, to foster them through the guise of entertainment. Shit, this got kind of deep, sorry. Ha, it got 'deep park'.




How long was Deep Park in gestation and what inspired the theme park setting?
I had a seriously intense creative period at the start of this year. All of a sudden I was writing about twenty stories at once, it was really exciting. When you proposed that I draw something for Pikitia Press I decided to sit down and choose the story I would work on to completion. I changed my mind about five times, but eventually realised that a few stories could be merged together to create a manageable, fun, and, in my naive mind, respectable narrative.


Deep Park was originally going to take place in a large Central Park style park in the burbs. I wanted to create a story that weaved together a bunch of seemingly independent narratives to create a larger story, a concept I carried out to the final draft. The shift of setting to a theme park was really serendipitous, a bunch of things came together almost simultaneously - first of all, I came to terms with the fact that the park idea just didn't present enough opportunities for interesting scenarios…at the same time I came across these bizarre Disney theme park 'documentaries' on the Lifestyle Channel, ha ha. They were basically just long advertisements that explored the history and lesser known sides of the various parks, but they were imbued with this sort of magic that made everything seem so awe-inspiring and beautiful. I found them all on youtube and would just get blazed and freaking dream of going to Disney Land!



I started youtubing ride throughs, these videos where people just film a roller coaster ride from the front seat. So you're just riding a roller coaster but you're not, it's kind of depressing in a lot of ways. I started 'researching' and found this whole culture surrounding ride throughs, people who travel countries purely to ride roller coasters, they're obsessed. To them, these rides are Nirvana. What a concept. Weirded out but fascinated, I kept looking - I found some ride throughs from a theme park/water park that my friends and I would go to in Belgium. I almost cried when I watched the videos as all these memories came flooding back…but then I started to look on the edges of the screen, the parts you're not meant to focus on. Chipping paint, scaffolding, plywood. How fucking depressing! I finally, FINALLY woke up to the truth that these theme parks are just cultivated, false happiness. Disney isn't a world of wonder. It's a fucking complex of spit and polished facades with people dressed up to make you feel happy and forget about reality. It's bonkers, man. It's so, so weird. How did humanity get to this? How can we smile with glee and child-like wonder as we're rolled along the It's a Small World Ride? Take away the paint and bright colours and you're sitting in a dark warehouse, in a cold metal box looking at rotating statues and gears. That's freaky.



Originally Deep Park was going to be a standard US size comic, what inspired the change of format?

Artistic integrity, purely. Originally each page was a twelve panel grid. I wanted to fit so, so much into this book but couldn't be bother drawing more than 28 pages. Thus, I just condensed everything and told myself it'd be fine. I showed my dad a few finished pages and he just said this is a mess and I can't read it. He was right, but I couldn't accept it, I just called him old…finally about three days from the deadline I realised that this comic I'd been working so hard on was a mess and I couldn't read it. Breaking the pages in half (with some panel re-arranging) was the smartest move I could've made, I really dodged a bullet and learned some massive lessons about page composition, pacing, word placement etc. So thanks dad.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

2013 in Review: Andrew Fulton



What have been your personal cartooning/comics highlights of 2013?
I think my highlight of 2013 was putting together the new round of the Minicomic of the Month Club - the response to that has been great - we got a whole bunch of new subscribers on, and a lot of those I think from people that aren't normally "comics people". Even having a goofy picture of me in the paper didn't take the shine off.
Also getting up to Sydney for the Graphic festival - especially seeing people get up and perform their work as part of the Radio With Pictures show, that was a Good Time.

What are some of the comics/cartoonists you've enjoyed in 2013?
I'm pretty terrible at remembering when things come out, so this are really just things I can vaguely remember from recently. Sorry to everyone who made something I really liked that I can't see from my desk.

I've been really enjoying getting my Oily subscription in the mail, that's always a fun envelope to see. There was one from Nick Drnaso I liked, and Real Rap was funny. Also Pete Toms and Connor Willumsen. And I got some stuff from Peow studios in Sweden, some real nice printmakerly stuff with some spaceships. I keep picking up these Joe Lambert minis I have. Um. *looks at tumblr* Alex Schubert. Pat Grant. Ben Juers. Domitille Collardey. Lisa Hanawalt. Neil Sanders' weird dudes on Instagram. I liked Blood & Thunder as a thing, loved Lachlan Conn's piece in it. Steven Weissman. David King. Sams Wallman and Alden

What is something non-comics that you have enjoyed in 2013?  
I got a new dayjob, but there's no interesting story there. Also I'm enjoying watching my kid play in U10s basketball waaay more than I thought I would.

What are you looking forward to in 2014?
2013's been a pretty slow year, I'm looking forward to maybe dragging myself out of this slump I'm in right now and getting some drawing done. Maybe some mince pies will sort me out?

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

2013 in Review: Owen Heitmann


What have been your personal cartooning/comics highlights of 2013?
Every published story is a thrill, but I was particularly pleased to have my story 'Doing The Harry Holt' included in the anthology Unknown Origins & Untimely Ends: A Collection of Unsolved Mysteries (Hic & Hoc Publications).
 
It's also been great fun to organise Comics With Friends And Strangers (a monthly meeting for like-minded folk in Adelaide who enjoy drawing comics), together with my girlfriend, Gina Chadderton (a talented cartoonist herself). Cartooning can be a solitary business, but I find it a refreshing change to create in a group atmosphere, and it's also been wonderful to meet up with other local artists, many of whom I wasn't aware of before.
 
And, of course, it was an honour to be asked to write the introduction to Dillon Naylor's Da 'n' Dill: The Showbag Years.

What are some of the comics/cartoonists you've enjoyed in 2013?
There have been a lot! I'm sure I'll forget some, but... cartoonists I've just discovered this year have included Vera Brosgol (Anya's Ghost), MK Reed and Jonathan Hill (Americus) and Garen Ewing (The Adventures of Julius Chancer). I knew of Walt Kelly already, but only just read his Our Gang stories, and enjoyed them a lot. Old favourites I've continued to devour include Floyd Gottfredson (thanks to Fantagraphics' Mickey Mouse reprints), Caanan Grall (Max Overacts) and Trudy Cooper (Oglaf)... but really, there's too many to mention! Being in a relationship with a cartoonist also means I get lots of amazing comics drawn for or about me, and those are really top of the list.

What is something non-comics that you have enjoyed in 2013? 
I was stoked to finally see Weezer play live, after having been a fan for more than half my life. I also remain addicted to golden age radio plays. 

What are you looking forward to in 2014?
Fantagraphics beginning their Don Rosa Library reprint series of his Donald Duck and Uncle $crooge comics. And maybe buying a house, if I don't spent all my money on comics.

2013 in Review: Justin Randall


What have been your personal cartooning/comics highlights of 2013?
Seeing the first French translation of my work.

What are some of the comics/cartoonists you've enjoyed in 2013?
The Maxx & Jim Woodring.

What is something non-comics that you have enjoyed in 2013?  
A new baby girl named Charlie and my son Jax. 
What are you looking forward to in 2014?
OzComicCon.

2013 in Review: David C Mahler




What have been your personal cartooning/comics highlights of 2013?

2013 was the year I decided to start reaching some goals. After making a concerted effort to (keyword) start improving my work I released something like seven or eight self published books, which led to an offer from Pikitia Press (ever heard of em?) to put out my first book. So that was a big tick off the list. Outside of my own work, a massive highlight was being able to attend Comic Arts Brooklyn in New York last month. I had the time of my life, meeting so many online friends in real life for the first time, meeting new friends who I know I'll be staying in contact with, and just generally being blown away by the amount of quality alternative cartoonists working today.

What are some of the comics you've enjoyed in 2013?
'A Drifting Life' by Yoshihiro Tatsumi changed my life. My future is better for reading that book. 'The Cartoon Utopia' by Ron Regé Jr. 'Princess Knight' by Osamu Tezuka. 'Backyard' by Sam Alden. 'Mimi and the Wolves' by Alabaster. 'Pen Erases Paper' by Sam Wallman. 'Tender Tinder' by Jeremy Sorese. 'Life Zone' by Simon Hanselmann. 'Black Pillars' by Andrew White. 'Windowpanes 1 and 2' by Joe Kessler.

What is something non-comics that you have enjoyed in 2013? 
Honestly, 2013 was pretty 'comics' for me...is that sad?

What are you looking forward to in 2014?
I have a few more goals I'd like to reach. After CAB I was fortunate enough to be able to travel around the East Coast and Canada, and I made sure to put some of my books aside for various publishers. Nothing's set in stone in the slightest so don't get excited, but putting something out in North America is definitely on my list for the new year. Also, I'll be completing my final year of uni this year, so that's extremely exciting/terrifying.

Monday, December 16, 2013

2013 in Review: Brendan Halyday



What have been your personal cartooning/comics highlights of 2013?
Putting out Graphic Narrative no. 1 which features PANIC!, my first (of several planned) comics on having an anxiety disorder. Am drawing issue 2 right now. Wrote a comic called Xtreme Champion Tournament which will be published by Comics2movies. I'm also taking my first stab at publishing someone else's work with 51% issue 1 by Chris Gooch.
 
What are some of the comics/cartoonists you've enjoyed in 2013?
Have enjoyed reading Hanselmanns comics when I decide I can deal with reading comics on screen (never lasts long). Like what Katie Parrish has been doing. Liked M. Emery's Adversaries. That guy needs to produce more.

Loved End of the Fucking World and Charles Foresmans new minis too. Really liked Mind MGMT. Read a couple of Lucy Knisleys self-published books and really enjoyed them. Loved what I read of Jezebel by Elijah Brubaker on study group. 
 
What is something non-comics that you have enjoyed in 2013? 
TV, definitely. The usual suspects like Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Rectify, The Fall.
 
What are you looking forward to in 2014?
Putting out more comics. PANIC 2 and Xtreme Champion Tournament 0 are both scheduled for release in early-mid 2014, publishing more by Chris Gooch, maybe adding one or two more creators to the publishing lineup.
 

2013 in Review: Ben Michael Byrne



What have been your personal cartooning/comics highlights of 2013?
More Kranburn! And we published the first Kranburn to have a full colour cover. I did the first 7 issues with black and white covers as that's the way I like to draw, but #8 was screaming for colour so I did it, and now I'm pretty keen on doing colour from now on etc unless the artwork really feels like it wants to be left B&W.

More Job Dun! Written by Mark Hobby, plus I also did a short Job Dun story (full colour by Noelle Criminova) that will be in the next issue of South African/Australian comic Velocity that I'm still happy with the art I did (for now, you hate yourself soon enough... :-P )

Had a short story (written by Tim West) printed in the late 2013 issue of UK comic Something Wicked by FutureQuake Press.

Just recently started co-hosting (with Jason O'Callaghan from New Game Plus) a comic review show which is a blast, acting like a silly billy (tee hee) in front of a camera feels very natural to me.

My new 'Copping A Feel' initiative! When readers pose with writers/artists they enjoy, the writer/artist might do the bunny ears/pull a face/do the tongue in the ear thing, I invite my readers to cup my balls if they wish! What could be more bonding than to feel the warmth of
the balls of someone whose work you enjoy? Not much! So please, if you enjoy my work and ever want to get a photo with me, you're welcome to cup my junk! Any sex etc, just be of age and have asbestos gloves, my nuts run at about 87degrees celcius.

My fifth finished Comikaze challenge! If only I could create 24 pages every 24 hours rather than once a year, that'd be sweet. But it does have a tendency to burn me out for a week afterwards. It's so much fun and I really hope that although the website PulpFaction is now down, it will somehow/someway still exist in 2014.

Doing a mini Comikaze challenge for some students with Ben Hutcho and Martin Nixon, 8 pages in 8 hours! Was great to see teens keens on comics and was fun to do. Not as fun as what I imagine spending a day with my face between Yolandi Vissers legs would be, but quite fun!

What are some of the comics/cartoonists you've enjoyed in 2013?
I'll admit it, I'm a pretty simple chap, the highbrow is not for me and when people try to engage me into talking about coffee I want to pull out my cock and run screaming down the street, slapping old people on the face with it as I pass them. So I admit, I love Crossed, I reallllllly love Crossed. It just does it for me, yum yum.

I've also been squirting further than normal over the new style Prophet, man, its the business. Got to the end of trade #2 (yes I'm a trade waiter, I live out in the burbs and can't get to/afford floppies often enough, don't judge me lest ye be sodomised by an angry dove that thinks you're trying to eat its offspring) and wanted to cry knowing there was going to be such a wait for number #3. It reads/feels very...European? Something I'd be expecting in old Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal. Again, yum yum yum.

That Nick Fury Max trade. I don't read/care about Nick Fury normally etc, but after seeing some preview panels by the art-god Goran Parlov, I had to have it and I wasn't disappointed. Its feels a lot like the Punisher Max issues Goran illustrated and reads similar. That is the best way I can discribe it to people who might have been kept away from it thinking it was a superhero type book: it isn't. If you enjoyed Punisher Max while Goran Parlov was illustrating it, then do yourself a favour and grab this, its pretty much the same.

What is something non-comics that you have enjoyed in 2013?
My second Daughter was born, so that was pretty awesome, little bit more prepared this time whilst also finding out that babies are all different in a million little ways.

Also, I'm finally building a tank that I can drive, its a 40% scale King Tiger/ Tiger II/Koenigs Tiger and the hull is 3 metres long. Its a slow process and I've only just finished most of the hull frame and built the transmission. I have the gears/sprockets needed to connect the engine to the transmission but first I need to get the suspension built, that's a big job so updates are every few weeks, not every few days!

What are you looking forward to in 2014?
More Kranburn, more Job Dun, More Velocity, watching the kids get older, enjoying the rude bits of the female of the species (and any Thai ladyboys reading, I'm down with you in my pants, pom rah kuhn!) driving a 3 metre tank down the driveway to check the mail, having enough money to get horns implanted in my forehead, the usual.